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About Me Member New Artist Taz F.16/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 10 Months
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Wed Nov 4, 2009, 11:09 AM
A level 3 sex offended just moved into my nieghborhood.@_@

  • Mood: Fear
  • Listening to: shalott
  • Watching: nada
  • Playing: kingdom hearts chain of memories
  • Eating: nada
  • Drinking: H2O

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Yes I am a girl, I'm 15.


98 percent of American teens have tried smoking pot, uderage drinking (besides for religiuos reasons IE church) copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 2% who have not.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.! chya

my fanfiction acount is at [link]



Likes:
HORSES (ESPECAILY CUTTER),ANIME,MANGA,JAPENESE,BFF JESS,DRAWING,WRITING,READING, LOOKING AT DEVIANTART, SCARRING JESS.
Dislikes:
SPIDRS,BAD PETNAMES GIVING BY TEACHERS,HUMIDITY,OVERLY GOREY MOVIES,GETTING HURT,EMERSON HOSPITAL

Favorite movies:
FF7:Advent Children, Lord of the Rings, Australia, Blood and Chocolate(book also rules), I AM LEGEND

Favorite books: Vampire Hunter D series (only on second book i haven't read the manga yet), Twilight, Lord of the Rings series, The Red Tent, anything by Chris Wooding

Favorite Bands:
Linkin Park, Akon, Eminem, Evanescence, Natasha Beningfeild, Seether, Think Twice by Eve6

Here are some random quotes:
Not all who wander are lost
Tolkien

From the ashes a fire shall be born
Lord of the Rings

"I believe in Dragons, Faeries, Good Men and other Fantasy Creatures!"

"REMEMBER WHEN"
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

~You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile


If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character; copy and post this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so bored you just sat in the computer chair staring at your computer copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.


No offense, but ... There are some people who are getting too fake on dA. They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Re-post this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends"

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: My own little world (i wish)
  • Interests: see deviant id
  • Favourite movie: see deviant id
  • Favourite band or musician: see deviant id
  • Favourite genre of music: rock/metal/pop/rap (in no real order)
  • Favourite artist: hard to say
  • Favourite poet or writer: see deviant id
  • Favourite photographer: My Dad (hehe)
  • Favourite style of art: Depends on what it's for
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod or anything by zune creative
  • Skin of choice: If you mean skin color then i don't have one i'm not racist
  • Favourite game: Fanal Fantasy (all)
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2, Xbox, Computer
  • Favourite cartoon character: not sure
  • Personal Quote: You’ve got enemies? Good that means you actually stood up for something in your life. -eminem
  • Tools of the Trade: pencil 2h-6B, Inking pen, Gouache, paint.net, corel painter 11, inkscape

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:iconwartanker:
thx for the faves my frend.

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:iconashasylum:
thanks for watch!
:icongranados602:
Thanks !

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:iconsozokureed:
Thank you for the friends add

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:iconreffie4ever:
welcome awesome art

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People say crazy like it's a bad thing. But i have never met a compeletly sane person that i liked. Insanity=Creativity=art.
COEXIST
People can make their own choices, as long as their choices aren't gonna kill em than leave them the hell alone.
:icongnarleytoe:
tanks fur dah watch fool :3

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Whatever floats your boat (:
:iconreffie4ever:
welcome

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People say crazy like it's a bad thing. But i have never met a compeletly sane person that i liked. Insanity=Creativity=art.
COEXIST
People can make their own choices, as long as their choices aren't gonna kill em than leave them the hell alone.
:iconkarshinjutsu:
Thank you veeery much for the Watch!!!!!^_______^

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:iconreffie4ever:
your welcome

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People say crazy like it's a bad thing. But i have never met a compeletly sane person that i liked. Insanity=Creativity=art.
COEXIST
People can make their own choices, as long as their choices aren't gonna kill em than leave them the hell alone.
:iconiloveshadeygirl:
hey thanks for the watch.

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If I could be anyone... I would be someone kicking
your ass!!- me

Here I come to kick your ass!!- me

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